The Cat Chronicles Vol 4

She's all cute and cuddly until she sits her entire butthole on your belongings.

Audrey is a very clingy cat and likes to sit on my belongings to get my attention. This week, she sat on my phone. Imagine looking down at your phone and realizing that your cat has placed her entire butthole on your screen. I shewed her away, but it was too late. Needless to say, I scrubbed and sanitized my phone the best I could, so not to take any chances; I’ve seen how messy her “back door” can get.

Ruling: #TakeThisL